Now about heart ouchies

After giving my nephew some chocolates, I told him whatever he's had was enough because he has a toothache. He told me, "But I eat on the right side because my ouchie's on the left."

When did he become such an expert on handling ouchies? And what about ouchies of the heart? Curious what he'd say, I told him, Achie has an ouchie here (pointing to that area around the thoracic cavity), what should I do?

Enzo paused and then said, "Um... I know! You let him rest. And then you make him fat. And then, you make him wear eyeglasses."

Oh, wisdom from a 5-year-old. So, about those spectacles...